The MILF is the holy grail for a lot of men. Men who seek out MILFs, either for life partners or for sex partners, might think that it is no big deal to score a MILF but they’d be wrong.
A MILF (also known as a Mom I’d Like to Fuck) has high standards. If you don’t meet her standards, you won’t have the pleasure of her company for long. Or you might not get that pleasure at all. You have to be better than the rest of the men who come knocking at her door, begging for her attention.
Wondering what she’s looking for? Before you go chasing after that MILF down the street you need to read this:
MILFs Want Men Who Can Take Care Of Themselves
If you need someone to hold your hand while you are getting groceries or you need to have someone to remind you to wash your dishes, you are not the kind of man that can handle a MILF. She doesn’t have time for that kind of bull shit. Her life is full and busy without having a man-child to worry about.
Before you even consider dating a MILF, get your act together. Learn to cook and clean your house. Make sure you know how to do your laundry, get to work on time, and manage your finances. If she thinks you can’t deal with it, she’s not wasting her time with you.
MILFs Want Men Who Can Handle Her In Bed
A lot of men think MILFs are great because they can teach them a thing or two in bed. And they could. If they wanted to.
Here’s the thing though. She’s likely already spent too much time trying to teach men how to give her the pleasure she desires. If you don’t already know how a woman’s body works, she’s probably not going to want to have to teach you.
If you have your eye on a sexy MILF, you’d better already know where to find her clit. And you’d better know how to manage your own orgasm. Don’t even bother asking her out if you’re a two-minute man. If she wants to get off in two minutes, she’s got a vibrator for that.
MILFs Want Men With Open Minds
Speaking of vibrators, are you threatened by them? Are you worried they could replace you? Or are you eager to pick up a toy and make her orgasm so mind-blowing that she’ll never want you to leave her bed?
You have to have an open mind when it comes to MILFs and sex. Toys are just an example of one of the ways you’ll have to be willing to try new things. You don’t have to be an expert on everything but you’d better not freak out when she pulls out the restraints (because they could be for you!) or the butt plug (it might be for you, too!)
MILFs Want Men Who Aren’t Clingy
If you’re the kind of guy who likes to have his girlfriend with him everywhere he goes, dating a MILF is not for you. She’s lived a full life and she’s got her own friends and people she likes to do things with. She might not even want to be around people all the time. Don’t expect her to jump and come running when you have a company event or a family picnic.
The MILF will spend time with you when she wants to. It’s totally possible that she might want to go on a solo trip to Thailand, though. Or she might have had a busy week and prefer to spend the weekend alone.
You can’t get jealous about it. She knows how she wants to spend her time. If you’re invited, feel privileged.
MILFs Want Men Who Can Communicate
There’s nothing worse than a man-child who throws a temper tantrum when he’s frustrated instead of talking about whatever is causing the frustration. MILFs have children or have likely raised children and they simply are not going to put up with a man who acts like one.
Learn how to have a conversation. Be able to express your feelings, whether they are good or bad. If you are feeling upset about something, you’d better know how to talk about it without yelling or calling her down. Instead, you have to be able to talk about any situation, calmly and rationally.
MILFs Are Not Playing Games
Whatever a MILF is looking for – a sexual partner, a boyfriend, or someone to marry – she’s not going to waste time telling you what it is. She’s going to be open and honest. So, instead of trying to be someone you’re not, just be real with her.
The bottom line is that MILFs have experience in relationships. They know what they want and they know what they don’t want. They aren’t going to waste time dealing with someone who can’t measure up to their expectations.
Of course, every MILF is unique. She’s an individual, after all. So, if you’re not sure what she’s looking for or what she expects of you, just ask her. She’ll tell you.
